Gary can't tell jokes 2

Author: umfumdisi

Date: February 5, 2008

by umfumdisi
2-05-08
Let's recap: A talking duck -- not Daffy -- waddles into a bar. And he's wearing this outrageous outfit, right.
I mean, like, a gold fedora, mink stole and $300 shoes. Come to think of it, shoes custom-fit for a duck would be expensive...
I wish I could look up. Then I could ask God to kill me now.
Anywho, this duck is -- what's that word the rappers use? oh yeah -- blingin'. So he says to the bartender, "Gimme your most expensive bottle of champagne."
This is how I feel, and I can tell he's not even halfway home yet.