Gary can't tell jokes 3

Author: umfumdisi

Date: February 5, 2008

by umfumdisi
2-05-08
"Plus, I want a round of top shelf whiskey shots for all my new friends!" As you might imagine, Bruce, the bartender is beginning to doubt the duck can pay for all this booze.
No, I'm imagining what you'd look like as a mental patient.
Yep, that's it.
*BEEP, BEEP*
Oh hell, my copies are done. I've got to get them upstairs. We'll finish up later, Bruce.
Sure, Gary. I've got more time vested in this joke than funds in my 401(k).