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| and then he pours whiskey shots for the house. The duck orders food and drinks the rest of the night. Finally, the bartender takes last call and goes to collect from the duck. | |
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| "Time to pay up, duck," says the bartender. So -- get this -- the duck looks up at the bartender and, after an awkward pause, says, "Quack?" | |
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