My Gitmo Vacation by Spankling

Author: umfumdisi

Date: June 7, 2008

by umfumdisi
6-07-08
Here's the "suite" you ordered. It's 25 sq ft with a bunk bed and toilet. Meals will be delivered three times a day.
I did get kosher, right?
Tomorrow is "Personal Massage" Monday followed by "2 x4" Tuesday. Thursday features Tennis and Friday is "Quiz Day!"
You tantalizer ... you left out Waterboard Wednesday!
And did I mention the random blanket beatings?
Where have you been all my life?