You Really, Really Can't Say That In Retail

Author: umfumdisi

Date: September 28, 2008

by umfumdisi
9-28-08
"Attention Shoppers: The store will close in five minutes."
Ready to check out?
Yes, thank you.
Good thing. After we close, any leftover shoppers are taken back to the stockroom for "group inventory."
:O
Ain't my fault bitch can't take a joke!