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| You're never going to believe this...but I was in the hospital recently with lung cancer. I was weak from chemo and radiation treatments, but, luckily, | |
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| Nurse Biggins was there to cheer me up with her fleshy mounds and pert nipples. If I ate all my applesauce, she'd let me motorboat those sweater puppies! | |
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| Unfortunately, I died before we could go "all the way." Ain't life a bitch. Sincerely, Bob Guccione. | |
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| I better be in the will... | |
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