Dear Penthouse Forum,

Author: umfumdisi

Date: October 20, 2010

by umfumdisi
10-20-10
You're never going to believe this...but I was in the hospital recently with lung cancer. I was weak from chemo and radiation treatments, but, luckily,
Strip, you dog!
Nurse Biggins was there to cheer me up with her fleshy mounds and pert nipples. If I ate all my applesauce, she'd let me motorboat those sweater puppies!
Now bend over!
Unfortunately, I died before we could go "all the way." Ain't life a bitch. Sincerely, Bob Guccione.
I better be in the will...