Go Ask Your Mother

Author: umfumdisi

Date: August 24, 2011

by umfumdisi
8-24-11
Dad, why is a rooster also called a "cock?"
Because of the sound it makes -- Cock-A-Doodle-Doo!
So why is a cock also a "pecker?"
Because of the way cocks sound when they eat -- Peck-Peck-Peck, Peck-Peck-Peck.
Then what sound does a cunt make?