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| So, I dreamed that I was Harry Potter or at least I was in Hogwarts and Ron Weasley was my best friend. And we celebrated my birthday by watching a | |
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| Broadway-style show featuring large-breasted women dancing and wearing maid outfits -- not sexy French maid outifts, they were just dressed like maids. | |
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| I left the show and flew through the air and saw the biggest house I had ever seen, but it looked like a Minecraft house. It was made out of | |
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| pixellated blocks and had torches for lights, and I just sort of floated through a hole in the ceiling and went into the house. | |
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| Eventually I was in a kitchen/dining room, and I was taking care of a chihuahua puppy for some reason. I was playing with it when suddenly it ran under the | |
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| table and started pooping. At first the poop was tiny, but then it starting getting bigger and bigger until the poop pieces were bigger than the puppy. Then it died. Then I woke up. | |
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