Ted the Alien 1

Author: umfumdisi

Date: September 2, 2013

by umfumdisi
9-02-13
There, in the viewing screen, sits your mission planet, Earth.
Are we destroying it to construct an interstellar highway?
No, that was a much funnier story.
However, we are going to disguise you as a human so that you may blend in, befriend a human, and bring one back for observation.
And probing...don't forget the probing.