Ted the Alien 2

Author: umfumdisi

Date: September 2, 2013

by umfumdisi
9-02-13
Of course there will be probing... probing questions about human characteristics and habits!
Great. Remind me again why I was chosen for this missionary position.
It turns out that you're *this* much taller than everyone else.
So, like, a couple of millimeters?
Exactly. And our calculations show that your height is the minimum needed to complete the transformation process .
Sounds like a bit of a stretch to me.