You Seen One Penguin, You Seen Em All

Author: umfumdisi

Date: November 13, 2016

by umfumdisi
11-13-16
Thank you for meeting me, Linda.
I --
Shh...I know it's the not the perfect environment for you, but I bought this parcel of land so we can start our new lives here, together.
I --
Shh...we can make it work. Just hold me in your short, supple arms and regurgitate salty fish eggs into my --
I'M NOT LINDA YOU RACIST BASTARD!!!