A Beetle Walks Into A Bar

Author: umfumdisi

Date: November 11, 2017

by umfumdisi
11-11-17
Dear Random Bar Dude, I am a large beetle trapped in a small beetle world. Would you please step on me and end it all? Thank You.
Wow, that's a heavy question, beetle dude. I mean, did you type that letter yourself? Did you dictate it to someone else? Either way, it's a sign of very high intelligence for a mere bug. So...
How do you feel about crucifixion?