Jesus Walks Into An LGBT Bar

Author: umfumdisi

Date: December 28, 2017

by umfumdisi
12-28-17
Are...are you here to take me home?
Sweetie, do you have any idea how many times I've heard that line tonight?
Approximately 83?
Damn, you're good. Ok, I will take you home.
Thank you, my angel.
You can cool it with the charm, Mr. Loincloth, I already said "Yes."