Jesus Walks Into A Bar

Author: umfumdisi

Date: December 28, 2017

by umfumdisi
12-28-17
Good evening, barkeep. I'd like to buy a round of water for everyone.
Water is free.
Well then, hop to it.
*Sigh* I know you're just going to turn it into wine.
Would you rather I passed around my blood?
40 waters, coming right up.