Star Trek: The Last Jerk-O

Author: umfumdisi

Date: December 31, 2017

by umfumdisi
12-31-17
I've landed on a strange planet where the pudgy lifeforms have long red necks and bulging eyeballs.
I will attempt to communicate with the apparent leader of the tribe. It now seems excited by the prospect.
Would...you...like...an autographed...photo of...me?