Crash and Burn: Burning questions

Author: umpire

Date: November 22, 2002

by umpire
11-22-02
Crash and Burn: Burning questions.
Dum tee dum tee dee...
There's something that I always wanted to know. Why do you guys bury your poo?
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I guess 'cause we're clean animals, it's less disgusting than dropping it anywhere like a dog..
That makes sense.
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Why do you guys swing from trees?
Because we're friggin' idiots?