Crash and Burn: Paperclip called Desire

Author: umpire

Date: November 22, 2002

by umpire
11-22-02
Crash and Burn: Paperclip called Desire.
Aliens on this planet are thin with all the right curves... yumm.
Me so horny, me love you long time cowboy....
C'mon be a sport and lend me fifty bucks.
You're the only guy I know that chubs up every time we drive by an Office Depot
Don't go, darlin' I'll have the money in a second...