Crash and Burn: Turning tables.

Author: umpire

Date: November 23, 2002

by umpire
11-23-02
Crash and Burn: Turning tables
Like what's happening my little furry friend?
One more step hairball, and I grab your nuts and run!
Oh, don't be scared little fella, I belong to PETA, I'd never hurt you... You're so cute and cuddly...
I told you...
Agghh!!! Holy crud, did you see what he did to that guy?
Like I always say, if apes were the dominant species, we'd have trophy rooms with human heads on them, and we'd sleep like babies...