Crash and Burn: To boldly go...

Author: umpire

Date: November 23, 2002

by umpire
11-23-02
Crash and Burn: To boldly go...
We are your friends, we come from a distant galaxy and only want to be friends. Is that possible? Can we look beyond each other's differences?
Of course we wish to extend an olive branch for our two great civilizations to live in peace. We humbly bow before your great knowledge and wisdom.
Wonderful, then I will return to my people to relay these words of peace and hope. Secure in the knowledge that we can overcome our differences
We will eagerly await your return, my friend...
And I swear, the guy looked like an over-ripe watermelon catching a baseball!!!
Yeah, you're right, he does sound like a pig's douche bag.