Crash and Burn: Acid Rain

Author: umpire

Date: November 23, 2002

by umpire
11-23-02
Crash and Burn: Acid Rain
Merry Christmas Mr. Snowman!
What's so friggin' merry about it
The world is coming apart at the seams, poverty and pollution are killing thousands every day. How weak is it to wish someone a merry Christmas!
Well, I didn't think it could hurt to try to bring in some small bit of good cheer to you. What do YOU have to be upset about, you're a snowman?
I'm wearing a dead homeless guy's scarf and hat, and my nose was used as a dildo for your mom last night!
I see. I wonder if she used this banana too?