Crash and Burn: All I want for Christmas.

Author: umpire

Date: November 24, 2002

by umpire
11-24-02
Crash and Burn: All I want for Christmas
Well, the holidays are upon us...
Yeah, I know...
Everybody is just running about, worring only about themselves, and the people they are closest to! That's not the holiday spirit.
It's terrible, terrible, it really is...
But not you. You took time out of your schedule just to sit and talk with me. That gives me hope. What are you planning to do for the holidays?
I'm waiting till you fall asleep so I can eat your friggen nose.