Crash and Burn: Ensemble players lament

Author: umpire

Date: November 24, 2002

by umpire
11-24-02
Crash and Burn: Ensemble players lament
I'm so depressed... My life is empty. All I do all day is wash, clean house, dust... Nobody loves me.
C'mon Red, what's eating you?
Crash and Burn bum all around the universe all day, and expect me to keep the home fires burning all by my lonely!
What's wrong with that? They've been doing it since before you came here, right?
But I want a change! It's not fair! Can't they see what this is doing to me? They've changed... *sob*
You need to get laid!