Crash and Burn: Amazing tails

Author: umpire

Date: November 24, 2002

by umpire
11-24-02
Crash and Burn: Amazing tails
These pills will increase the size of your manhood, and turn back the hands of time...
They cure premature ejaculation and male pattern baldness...
Bitchin'
Isn't that amazing, Burn? I have to order some of these wonder pills!
Maybe you should send away for a dork and a handful of hair while you're at it smart guy.