Crash and Burn: Fun with Mirrors

Author: umpire

Date: November 24, 2002

by umpire
11-24-02
Crash and Burn: Fun with mirrors
Hey, Mister Whiskers... You better clear out of here before I shove that 'nanner where the sun don't shine!
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This is actually a magic 'nanner and if you take one more step it will send you to hell!
Bullcrap, you're just a stupid monkey that enjoys making in his own pants! I'm not afraid of you!
Hi, with your wonderful people skills you should go far down here! I love a child with spirit...By the way, why are your pants still doing on?
I hate that damn dirty ape!