Crash and Burn: Deck the halls

Author: umpire

Date: November 26, 2002

by umpire
11-26-02
Crash and Burn: Deck the Halls
Ho, ho, ho Merry Christmas, little Chimpy...
Hey, ya old drunk, it's still two days to Thanksgiving!
That's okay, I'm not really Santa Claus
Why am I not surprised by that?
I'm really a depressed overweight guy..I'm not even jolly. I collect my urine in small vials and have never touched a woman... If it wasn't for Macy's I'd be living in the streets!
I didn't want to say anything, but I think one of your collection bottles broke in your pocket.