Crash and Burn: Holiday Jeer

Author: umpire

Date: December 4, 2002

by umpire
12-04-02
Crash and Burn: Holiday Jeer
Man, the holidays aren't what they used to be.
You still bring cheer to little kids all over the globe...
Bullcrap! Most of the planet doesn't even know who I am... A damn kid from Uganda took a bite out of me last year.
.Wow, that's tragic, that makes my problems seem so small...
What the hell could be wrong in a snowman's life?.
Stupid kids didn't give me arms, can't touch my willie!