Crash and Burn : King of Poop

Author: umpire

Date: December 4, 2002

by umpire
12-04-02
Crash and Burn: King of Poop
Hey, aren't you Tito Jackson?
How did you guess?
Lucky guess... So, what's up with Michael hanging his kid out a window... what possessed him?
You mean, what possessed a guy to strip his face till he's almost white? Or hung around with child stars on a ranch filled with kiddie rides? Or had nose jobs until he needs tape to hold it on?
Or keeps himself in a hyperbaric chamber... That french kissed his wife with less elan than Al Gore..Hangs our with manniquins dressed in Gap Kids clothes...Diddled a kid and paid his family off...
God bless Gloria Allred...