Crash and Burn: A Work in Progress

Author: umpire

Date: December 10, 2002

by umpire
12-10-02
Crash and Burn: A Work in Progress..
Oh, I have been working out, taking Botox, I had my boobs worked on, lipo on my hips and butt and under the flabby part under my arms...
Do tell...
I've given up on dairy and meat and only eat organic fruits and vegetables, but since I had my stomach stapled I can hardly eat a thimbleful of food at each of my two hundred meals a day.....
You don't say.....
My doctor had my cheekbones eltered and I had been in traction to lengthen my legs to make me taller. and hair extensions as well as coloring and perm!....
With all that work it's a wonder you don't have bolts on the sides of your neck!