Crash and Burn: 13th Day of Christmas

Author: umpire

Date: December 27, 2002

by umpire
12-27-02
Crash and Burn: 13th Day of Christmas
I am sooo dead.
What's the matter, you had a pretty good run...
My needles are falling, and the family tossed me out to be chipped and turned into college ruled paper.
You could be used by some writer to begin a great novel full of love, pathos or tragedy... Something that will fill a person's soul full of delight!
That's beautiful, man, thanks...
Me, I melt and get tossed into a bottle of so called mineral water and some dork pisses me against an alley wall...