Crash and Burn: You Deserve a Break Today

Author: umpire

Date: January 23, 2003

by umpire
1-23-03
Crash and Burn: You deserve a break today.
Hey, McDonalds won their court case...I guess you must be sad.
Well, kind of...
The judge said that you guys must have had some idea that eating high fat foods every day of your life for years wasn't good for you.
Sort of...
So, you're sad that you did all that damage to your health?
Nah, I just figured that I coul have bought 46,153,846 hamburgers with the money I would have got out of them!