Crash and Burn: Next to Godliness

Author: umpire

Date: February 2, 2003

by umpire
2-02-03
Crash and Burn: Next to Godliness
You smell...
I'm nervous, and it affects my stomach...
I don't think I've ever seen you clean yourself.
What are you from the cleanliness police?
I'm a cat, it's what we do...
What you do is lick your matted hair and every month or so cough up a ball of yarn...