Crash and Burn: Party like it's 1999

Author: umpire

Date: February 17, 2003

by umpire
2-17-03
Crash and Burn: Party like it's Ninteen ninety-nine give or take four years!
Would you go out and mingle!
I think I got into some tainted cheez whiz.
Cheez-Whiz isn't even real food!
Now you tell me... It was all runny and smelled like tuna gone bad! And why do you leave Cheez whiz on your bedside table?
Oh, crap! I told you to stay out of my Astro-glide!!!
No wonder why those 'nanners went down so easy!