Crash and Burn: Who invited her?

Author: umpire

Date: February 17, 2003

by umpire
2-17-03
Crash and Burn: Who invited her?
I like a man who will try to put me in my place, then I kick the living crap outta him!!!
Excuse me miss, but you're blocking the door...
Of course half the fun is getting bloody myself... Sometimes I'll take a razor and just lightly caress my nipples with the blade.
My friends are waiting for me back at the party... can you let me pass?
When my man gets me on my knees I like to look in his face and take a little nip on his tool? Anybody ever love you like that?
Listen you stupid self absorbed bitch... I'm a cat! I just jump on em, and jump off! Now get the hell out of my way before they run out of Schnapps!