Crash and Burn: Older than my grandma Moses...

Author: umpire

Date: February 18, 2003

by umpire
2-18-03
Crash and Burn: ...And she farts dust!!!
Howdy, Granny...
Burn, how have you and Crash been... I never see you anymore.
We're fine, considering...
Oh, you mean the talk of war.? That nice Laci Peterson probably killed with her unborn son still within her? The slipping economy?
Michael Jackson boning some kids in the ass? The Catholic Church's refusal to bring rapist priests forward? The French trying to lead the EU? HIV hitting minorities?
Worse, Crash gave me some cabbage last night and my butt just redecorated the bathroom walls...