Crash and Burn: P.C. Party Police

Author: umpire

Date: February 18, 2003

by umpire
2-18-03
Crash and Burn: Where are the P.C. police?
Excuse me, cutie...
You know if I was a man, you wouldn't talk to me that way...Leering and making sexist comments!
Well...um...probably not...
Just because we're at a party.. and we have been drinking doesn't mean you don't have to respect me! If I were a man I would knock your block off! What do you think of that?
I figure if you were a man I wouldn't want to throw you on that bed and stuff my winkie in you for starters!