Crash and Burn: More Party Talk

Author: umpire

Date: February 18, 2003

by umpire
2-18-03
Crash and Burn: More Party Talk...
Why are you crying Alice?
Oh, that bastard bunny was in here. and I was trying to explain that I don't want to be treated like a piece of meat
Was that it?
Basically,he just wanted to toss me on the bed and do me. Like that's all women are good for! He just made me feel like dirt!
Alice you are one of my closest and dearest friends. You have a master's degree in Astro Physics, you've travelled the world... You're more than just a life support system for a pussy!
So, your saying I'm a brainy dog!