Crash and Burn: On the Hot Seat!!!

Author: umpire

Date: February 19, 2003

by umpire
2-19-03
Crash and Burn: On the HOT SEAT
Holy Jeez, it's Ben Affleck, you were great in DareDevil... Even liked you in Dogma...
Yes, I am wonderful, huh?
I've been wanting to ask you something for some time now...
First off, no, I'm not gay... and neither is Matt Damon... And no, I did not bang Liv Tyler or Jenny Garner on the sets of my movies.
So,what the hell is it???
Does Jennifer let you in her big, fat, sweaty yet so meaty back door?