Crash and Burn: Where are my Rufees?

Author: umpire

Date: March 2, 2003

by umpire
3-02-03
Crash and Burn: Where are my rufees?
Just let me try it once...
No, it'll hurt!
There's nothing much there, I just want to see what amount of pressure to use...
Clango, I said no! What part of that don't you understand...?
You said I could explore!
I said okay to assplay, but nipple clams are out!