Crash and Burn: The Road Not Taken.

Author: umpire

Date: March 6, 2003

by umpire
3-06-03
Crash and Burn: The Road Not Taken
Hi, America. I'm Crash! A slightly disturbed, and weak minded robot!
And I'm Burn... The stinky monkey, who is engrossed with his own ass and whatever comes out of it!
I want a threesome with a copier machine and a PC!
And I want to fling my doody at passersby!
That's it, we can't take a vacation... Those guys will gut the franchise!
Asshole, what franchise...