Crash and Burn: Drifting in the Doldrums

Author: umpire

Date: April 25, 2003

by umpire
4-25-03
Crash and Burn: The Doldrums
I'd like to stir up some shit, but I'm just not pissed off at anything right now.
Dixie chicks?
I just keep thinking that there's six nice boobies to stick my 'nanner between!
Madonna?
She's like Michael Jackson... just totally plastic, and they're about as tired as me!
Man, you are kicking back!