Behold the future of replacement technology.

Author: unforgiven

Date: March 22, 2001

by unforgiven
3-22-01
Who the hell are you? Where's the other girl?
I am Robo-sub. The other girl has come down with a nasty case of Herpes and I am here to fill in.
Well, don't just stand there, say something odd damnit!
Like what? I was programmed only for flossing Jay Leno's ass.
Oh Lord....That works just fine.....if you excuse me...I need to throw up...
Forgive me. When I was constructed, my creators thought it would be funny to make my genatalia out of a tube of toothpaste.