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| So what qualifies you to work as a bar back? | |
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| I have a felony record, a revoked drivers license, I'm 32 years old, and I still live with my Mother. | |
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| Perfect. I'll pay you less than minimum wage in cash so you can cheat on your taxes. | |
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| You get dibs on leftover bar pretzels at the end of your shift. On occasion a drunken girl with self-esteem issues will have sex with you in the bathroom. | |
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