You Can't Fight Zombie City Hall

Author: userbits

Date: May 12, 2014

by userbits
5-12-14
Zombie Apocalypse Day 2...
All right, we've got enough bottled water, canned food, toilet paper and condoms for three months.
Great! Wait--what do you need condoms for?
Well, you never know what kind of diseases people have these days.
Right... I guess I'm just wondering 'cause we're the only ones still living, and I'm totally not gay.
Zombie apocalypse follows prison rules.
Huh... Are they lubricated?