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by valdez
1-30-08
im a boy in girls clothes.
did your mom want a girl and treat you as such?
no, i am experimenting.
like a scientist?
like my dad.
i am a real girl.

 

by valdez
1-30-08
the lord sayeth that all his children must obey the parents he chose for them
my dad says not to talk to faggot ghosts
then i must away, i am the faggot
holy shit
this really nice ghost told me to obey my parents
he was a faggot

 

by valdez
1-30-08
Using the internet I have discovered how to please you.
Oh, word?
Allow me to get my"tools o' the trade" mil-ady.
Oh, Word!
I just finished reading wikihow and apparently I already had the "tools o' the trade." It's me. I'm the tools.
It's cool I'm actually a guy in a rabbit suit.

 

by valdez
1-30-08
no one has ever loved me.
Leopold later married and had four children each of whome became a lawyer specializing in medical law.

 

by valdez
1-30-08
Suddenly and without warning
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
HOLY SHIT IT TELEPORTED ME TO A LIVING ROOM.
VIE VANT VOUR VLOOD.

 

by valdez
1-30-08
I am thinking about using drugs.
I'm tobacco, I make you look cooler instantly!!
I don't know about tobacco he seems like he has a stinky butt.
I represent LSD. I will change your whole perspective on shit.
My daughter killed herself because she thought she could fly while on LSD...
I am you and we are both your daughter. Yiff?

 

by valdez
2-01-08
You know people are gonna be real inspired by my death.
At least they will say they are.

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