Just like Jesus

Author: valuedan

Date: April 29, 2004

by valuedan
4-29-04
Man, you won't believe what happened to me earlier today.
What happened?
Well, I was just strolling down the sidewalk, when this priest comes along, and I thought he was gonna be cool, you know, but he was all like...
Wow, you look just like Jesus, except you're tiny!
THAT STORY WASN'T THAT GREAT JESUS
Fuck you, man!
Don't be hatin' Narrator man, or you'll be hatin' how much your ass hurts when I put my foot in it