FTC 33: Cry for Help

Author: valuedan

Date: April 30, 2004

by valuedan
4-30-04
RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!!
Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here?
TOBOR SPELLED "WELCOME" WRONG! LETS SEE IF ANYONE NOTICES
TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WLECOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST?
I don't believe I have.
THEN HAVE YOU HEARD OF TOBOR THE LONELY SOCIOPATH THAT IS JUST LOOKING FOR SOME ATTENTION BECAUSE HE IS SO VERY VERY DEPRESSED, AND IS OBVIOUSLY MAKING A CRY FOR HELP?
I think they have drugs for that. Well, for suicide, anyway.