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by verbalkint
4-21-01
HI I'M TIFF RAAARRRRRRR
Why ya' dirty Limey, I oughta stab you in the face!
DON'T DO THAT OR THE SKINHEADS IN HOLLAND WILL GET YOU ARRRR
Could she get any uglier?
YES, BEHOLD, MY BOOBS!
RETREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by verbalkint
4-21-01
Dude my goatee is nothing compared to yours, please teach me the ways of the goatee!
First thing is to cut your hair, you stupid hippie.
Hippie man drifts into his own thought train...
Do I really want to cut my lucious locks of flowing beauty?
God I'm so Asian.
Wow! That haircut sure did wonders for me!
I'm still very Asian, indeed.

 

by verbalkint
4-22-01
Are you sure this doesn't make me look fat?
You're in a fucking garbage can you stupid cunt.
YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT, HOLY MAN!
Ow, a splinter!
Oops, damn dyslexia.

 

by verbalkint
4-22-01
I just grabbed my boob.
THOSE things? You're Sarah, right?
Uh dur dur, I'm gonna talk to you in the last frame.
Dear lord, don't let this woman breed.
SQUEAK!
Come with me dear, I'll cure that squeak real proper...

 

by verbalkint
4-22-01
I just grabbed my boob.
THOSE things? You're Sarah, right?
Uh der der, I'm gonna talk to you in the last frame
Dear lord, don't let this woman breed.
SQUEAK!
Hi, I'm Dr. Gooshers, I'll cure that squeak real proper...

 

by verbalkint
4-22-01
...and that's how I got a stool up my asshole.
This is a department store. Get out.
Holy shit you're right! How much you want for that stool?
Some poopsex oughta cover it.
...and that's how I got a stool up my asshole, again.
Sweet.

 

by verbalkint
4-22-01
This just in...AIDS kills.
Shit.
Uh, Doug...I kinda gave you AIDS.
Yes! Now I can forget about the syphillis/gonorrhea/hepatitis B infections!
And he thinks I'm a girl...Steph, you're too smart!
Maybe I should see a doctor.

 

by verbalkint
4-22-01
oi oi oi oi oi oi I'm Kelly, where's my booze at?
You drank so much that you're seeing robots. I hope you're happy, scum.
Uh, what? I want some Amaretto. Greg is more punk rock than me.
Kelllly, drinking is a siiiin...could you get these nails out of my hands? I think I have a blister.
Good point! I think I won't be punk rock anymore and listen to ska. Ska is my favorite.
I'm very Asian.

 

by verbalkint
4-22-01
How does one contemplate the root of the obtuse triangle as such with the quadratic equation of x?
Dude, you've got cum in your hair.
Oh ye-!!
That's right bitch, open wide.
30 seconds later...
Smell my finger.
It smells THAT bad down there?

 

by verbalkint
4-22-01
What the fuck do you want?
You seen Travis anywhere? He owes me a cock pull.
Nah, last time I saw him he was passed out on a shot of Whiskey.
What a pussy, I need my cock pulled!
Good luck finding him, just follow the smell and the Twinkie wrappers.
Will do! Man oh man, cock pulling!

 

by verbalkint
4-22-01
Stumpy McToes tries acid.
This is some good acid, you look like a clown!
I am a clown, you moron...
Ballie McDog thinks about running a marathon.
I have some muscular dog legs, I should run in a marathon.
Or roll that fuckin' ball over a hill, you flea ridden mutt.
Roboty McRobot explains the dick size of Asian McAsian's father.
...and that's how big his dick really was.
Wow, that must have been a good day for that angry inch.

 

by verbalkint
4-22-01
Hello I'm the narration box. I plan to take over this comic, one frame at a time. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUST LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM MAKING THE FRAMES SO COMPLETELY HUGE THAT ALL OF YOUR ATTENTION WILL BE ON ME! I AM A GENIUS!!!!! NOBODY CAN STOP THE NARRATION BOX!!!
HERE IT COMES, THE FINAL PROCESS....TO TAKE COMPLETE AND UTTER CONTROL OF THE LAST FRAME!! WISH ME LUCK KIDS. ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN ELEVEN TWELVE...ALMOST THERE! I AM A DIA

 

by verbalkint
4-22-01
Oh shit, it's Jesus...
Tooooom...don't hate Jewwws...and buy underage people alcohol...we all need to be drunk...
I wonder if there's any crack in this bag.
Hey Tom sweetie, when you gonna take a picture of my snatch for certain people?
*chzzz* Oh baby...got the picture...
Say what??!

 

by verbalkint
4-22-01
Hey there, wanna see what's in my bag of drugs? I got everything, even spray paint.
You realize that I'm a chicken, and I'm smarter than you.
God, I can only hope I really do look this good later in life. I'm Eddie, and I'm a loser.
Oh crap, now he's gonna download some more pre-teen monkey fecal porn on me...get ready.
Ugh ugh, that's some nice poopsex! I should see if Rob knows THAT position!
Dear lord, format me now.

 

by verbalkint
4-22-01
Well folks, it appears as though we're going to have to cancel "Poopsex with the mic night" tonight. I'm very sorry.
Excellent!
I know folks I know...but you're in for a treat! Presenting...the Diaper Squirrel of 2001! He likes it rough!
Oh, crap...this can't be good.
Eat axe, microphone! Brewhaha!
I sure could go for some poopsex right now.

 

by verbalkint
4-22-01
Hey Mark, we're the only ones that skank anymore.
I know, but it's really fun. The scary part is that we look like school girls.
I know, it's the only character I could find assuming the "skanking".
It leaves nothing to the imagination, I love it! Oh yeah, www.pinfields.com ok?
Of course! www.losreyesatomicos.com is right. Free plugs rule.
Must...get..shorter...address..can't hold..frame much...longer...

 

by verbalkint
4-22-01
You'll never be as cool as me.
I'm blue like you. Am I cool yet?
No. Now I have a horse, you can't even ride a horse.
That's it, I'm pecking some explosives.
Yaa hooo hoooeee!!!!

 

by verbalkint
4-22-01
Mark, you should dye your eyebrows red too.
Good point. I look like an idiot.
Well, here goes. I don't know why I'm gonna use a computer to dye my eyebrows...
Wow, that was a bad idea.
Bill Gates strikes again...

 

by verbalkint
4-22-01
Hey, I'll sell you what's in this bag for some chicken feed.
Righteous!
uuhgghh
Oh fuck! I got Jesus! The chicken feed was better.
Hey man, wanna smoke a fat doobie?
Righteous!

 

by verbalkint
4-22-01
Can I stop holding the bench up now?
I'm not done sitting, you stupid twat.
We're Asian and we're here because verbalkint is an idiot.
Agreed! He ran out of material.

 

by verbalkint
4-22-01
Bacon and eggs walk into the bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."
Hahaha! Good one death!
...
Never laugh in the face of death.
Ahh crap.

 

by verbalkint
4-24-01
Hey Ham! I got that patch for you.
Oh yeah? Hey...this says Nardin on it, I'm not wearing this!
Bitch! You'd better wear it! I'll sock you in your head! I couldn't find Greg.
Now I've turned into a chicken, I'd better wear the patch...
Hey NARDIN! Haha, you queer.
The things I do...

 

by verbalkint
4-24-01
Hey Bacon! I got that patch for you.
Oh yeah? Hey...this says Nardin on it, I'm not wearing this!
Bitch! You'd better wear it! I'll sock you in your head! I couldn't find Greg.
Now I've turned into a chicken, I'd better wear the patch...
Hey NARDIN! Haha, you queer.
The things I do...

 

by verbalkint
8-29-01
Hi behbee! Like my dress?
WORD!
Go slow this time, ok?
CHARGE!!!
...and she just flew off like a rocket, man.
Word.

 

by verbalkint
11-03-02
AYYE! it's me, mario!
Dude, your costume sucks. You resemble Doogie Howser, M.D., not Mario.
Shutuppa yo' face eh! Where'sa the princess!
Man I'm outta here. I'm off to the part-ay. Smell ya later.
Hey'a little lady! How'sabout some head eh!
Daddy, is that you?

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