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by vincetage
10-14-01
Sunday, around dinner time
Damn tellmarketers.
Ring, Ring
They just dont give up!...Shit
Ring, Ring

 

by vincetage
10-14-01
Morph!
Woah! coool
Morph!
Dammit.

 

by vincetage
10-14-01
After seeing "Iron Monkey"
Oh i cant believe you didnt like that movie.
It was horrible, and incredibly fake.
Isn't that the point of a MOVIE.
not that fake.
Well I could let you stare at my cleavage all night....BUT, only if you get un-pissy
woooooohooo...I'd rather have a beer.

 

by vincetage
10-14-01
Hey I got my cock peirced, wanna see?
Ewwwwww, no thats gross
Aw, c'mon its not like you haven't seen a dick before
...and what i haven't seen a dick before?
......
yea thats what i thought

 

by vincetage
10-14-01
Ahhhhhhh.
Yup.
Cruise control.
Bottoms up man.
Doesn't this suck. Yup

 

by vincetage
10-15-01
BUD
WIES
ER
Shut the fuck up.

 

by vincetage
10-15-01
Single on a firday night.
Hey baby, did it hurt when you fel...
no.
Hey baby, I can see you in my pants, cant you?
no. leave me alone
Nice shoes, wanna fuck!
Oh hell yea! I'd thought you'd never ask!

 

by vincetage
10-15-01
MOCK
YEA
ING
YEA
Yea

 

by vincetage
10-15-01
H ta the IZO
V ta the IZANE
Pushes on my nizzel till we dribble down to BA
Rocafella for life

 

by vincetage
10-15-01
Jesus..I wonder if i went too far with this one?
Hahaha..Jesus..get it?
Damn. I hope this doesn't insult anyone?

 

by vincetage
10-15-01
Lawrence..where are you at I cant find you?
Over here
Oh gosh. Thank God I found you. You know i cant fall asleep without you.
How in the hell could you not find a pink donkey in the dark.

 

by vincetage
10-15-01
Asian American
African American
American Indian
Jew
ummmm....dont turn around hunny.

 

by vincetage
10-15-01
Dude I am sooooooo EXCITED! for this.
This stupid fuck is so drunk he cant even see the zipper on this costume.
Ok Mike, kill the lights.
What a loser.
Hey! You Bastard. You told me aliens glow in the dark..Liar!....I want my five bucks back!
Sucka...I'm out!

 

by vincetage
10-16-01
Some person gave me this envelope. the said it could "bring me down" if I opened it.
And you still opened it?
It says: Ha ha ha ha ha ha, your gonna die bitch!
Um... why do you have baby powder all over your hands?
AHHHHHH. ANTHRAX!

 

by vincetage
10-16-01
Hey, Yea so my band has this gig this friday, you should check it out!
Um, like not really you skank.
Hey, Yea so my band has this gig this friday, you should check it out!
I hate music, no
Forget I asked.
Hey, Yea so my band has this gig this friday, you should check it out!
Well only if yous are "Punk Rock" man. Will there be a pit there?

 

by vincetage
10-16-01
You have 1 new message, and 23 old messages.
And...
Well you smell bad too.
!
Don't listen to that message either, it's your girlfriend breaking up with you.

 

by vincetage
10-16-01
* * *LIGHTS OUT * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
- - - - - - - - -Lights on- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Whew, GOD I love sex!
(out of breath)Me....too...wanna go ...at it .ag..again?

 

by vincetage
10-16-01
Whoa, I am favorite author, score!
Nah its just so i can keep a tab on you. So i keep my comics better than yours.
Damn....There goes my self esteem
heh heh
I can't make one, I am so not funny. Shit I can not think of one fuckin thing.
Thats because you suck!

 

by vincetage
10-16-01
damn you take forever!
Hahah, I know, I am sorry, I am girl, I have an excuse....I fuckin' suck
yes you do
Do not go and make a comic out of this one, Pretty Pretty Please
Why not!!!
I suck.

 

by vincetage
10-16-01
What are you doing!
What am I doing?
Ahhhhhhhh!
I think I just wet my pants.
Damn...those were my pants too.

 

by vincetage
10-16-01
If I go out my curfew is 1:30 and I can never stay at a friends house they think Im lieing. I wish I never told my mom.
He he, that sucks.
Yea it does can you say you raped me to make them feel bad?
............No.
Like I wanna do bad stuff to piss them off!!!!!! Maybe I'LL take up smoking weed
Woohoo pot is fun.

 

by vincetage
10-16-01
So do you wanna come up to my apartment?
Ugh, I dunno, it is kinda late.
Awww. I have flavored condoms, we could have some fun.
Mmmmm, as tempting as it sounds, I think I'm gonna hafta pass.
FaaaaaaLaaaaaVorrrred Connnnndoooommmmsss.
Awwww. Hot shit...lets go.

 

by vincetage
10-17-01
I dunno If I'll do it for you man, you dont like Gorrillaz. They're awesome, the cd is great.
That one song...ugh!
That one song isn't good, its the worst on the cd.
Good it deserves to be, god its so bad.
Don't jugde a band by their single. Hey! Thats a pretty good quote I just made there
They still suck though.

 

by vincetage
10-19-01
The world has no way on cleaning itself, Thats why theres so much dust.
Oh. thats always nice to know.
I heard it in a movie.
I can feel myself getting dumber since you said that.

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