CheetoMan

Author: vladdrac

Date: October 31, 2001

by vladdrac
10-31-01
I am eating nothing but cheetos for breakfast, lunch and dinner. When I poop it will be 1 huge glowing orange cheeto!
How is working out so far?
I am constipated.
Oh, thats too bad.
It's been 6 months since my last bowel movement. I can't figure out where it all goes? My feet are swollen and squishy like clay, it's real hard to walk.
Ugghh! I am so outta here!