#1 Adventure of Jesus and Angel (more to come? Hell yes!)

Author: vladdrac

Date: November 1, 2001

by vladdrac
11-01-01
Ring. Ring.
Ahhh! My sweet Angel is calling. Is it Saturday already? Well, let me just get...down...there...and...answer...Ahhh shit! I am stuck again!
Hello This is The "J" Man, you know what to do! Beeeep!
Oh shit! The answering machine! Damn nails are really in there!
Hewwo? Jesukins? You home? Widdle Angel is so horny for some sweet talkin'! Hello? Jesus? You asshole! I am all hot and bothered! Pick up! You prick! *click*
Awww shit! I just came in my only clean cloth! Damn that Angel makes me lose control! Damn...these...nails! Uh! Uh! Uh!